Tevez is now a ‘Shitty’ Cockroach!

Ever heard of a United Player who had it in him to be someone at Old Trafford but then suddenly mutated into a Cockroach? Well chances are you have heard the story of Carlitos Tevez! While he has been involved in badmouthing SAF over the past month, it seems all that is finally coming to an end with a medical being all that remains in the cockroach mutating further into a ‘Shitty’ Cockroach; a species hitherto unknown to United supporters.

“I half expected Carlos Tevez would be going a long time back,” Ferguson said in his first public comments since Tevez rejected United last month. “I think he maybe did a deal around January because I spoke to him and gave him an offer on the night we played Inter Milan (in March) and he never came back to me.
“I phoned him on holiday and he never got back to me and I texted him twice and he never got back to me then either, so obviously he had made his mind up a long time ago. He was a good player and did well for us. But he obviously assessed the situation and wanted to go somewhere else and we wish him well”

While Sir Alex knew it as early as January that he would be on his way out, today we have final news of his pending medical and move to the club that suddenly has found the blessings of Oil and the Arab world.

“Carlos is an international player of the highest class who possesses all the attributes that will help drive this club forward,” said Hughes. “He is not only outstanding technically but he is a reliable goal scorer and someone who will contribute fully to the team ethic. He gives us another exciting, attacking dimension.”

Hmmm! Team ethics my foot! But yes for Shitty they might represent a standard they have never witnessed! By the way if anyone cares he will be wearing the number 32 itself! Read more such blogs at 11Reds

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Por Idishe Corleone

14.07.2009 13:18

If someone could be called a cockroach in this story, that is the great Sir Alex. Yes, if he wanted Tevez so much, why did he ever bring the unimportant and out of class Berbatov? In my opinion, Sir Alex has a reason for not liking Tevez which is beyond his skills as a player and his contribution to the team. So the whole story of "I offered him a contract and he didn't want it", I don't buy it! He should have assured Carlitos a place on the club a long time ago and shouldn't have managed the issue with a two faced relationship. It is clearly United's loss and I hope Carlitos scores each time the clash! Carlitos is a man of principles and he gives his life for the colors he represents, unlike mercenaries such as CR... and you can see the difference between them, one wanted to stay and the other making a merchandising revolution.

Por Idishe Corleone

14.07.2009 13:20

I meant without a two faced relationship

Por Tuhin Kumar

14.07.2009 14:13

First of all, no one calls Sir Alex a cockroach. He is a figure of respect who has done a lot for ManUtd , more than anyone can ever do. SAF wanted the player and offered him the contract, however, unlike Shitty we do not rely on one Argie for our success at United. Which is why Berba was bought. He did not do well as expected, but he was not miserable either. Even Tevez goal record in the 51 appearances has been anything but dissapointing. So one cannot really talk about Tevez being better than Berba or Tevez going being a loss to United. The loss has been more than fullfilled by MO7, so goodbye to Mr. Cockroach

Por Mani Honigstein

14.07.2009 14:32

The problem for Tevez is that he is owned by this strange agency. He has to go wherever the money is. He is much better than Berbatov and United would need him, especially now that CR7 (sorry CR9) is gone.

Por Tuhin Kumar

14.07.2009 14:37

Hi, Mani Well he might have been better than Berba, but I guess you call it the Grapes are sour effect. Plus personally I would not wish to see a player of such chameleon character in a United Jersey. Lol That having said, I think Michael Owen is well skilled to overplay the void that Tevez has created. Are you the same guy who had a talk with me about Footbo.com; if yes, I have sent you a proposal for association between Footbo and 11Reds. Please check the mail and do reply back whatever your response is. ;)

Por raj

14.07.2009 17:23

@mani u cant compare berba and tevez.....................tevez has proved his worth to man utd and berba has still to..............but berba has class of his own and i guess u all agree on dat.............tevez is more kind of impact player who can make things happen.........i guess in footballing sense berba has more to offer while tevez is more like a teaM player and a fans player....................still we ll miss tevez......he is not a cckroach

Por Tuhin Kumar

14.07.2009 17:29

Hey Raj, Agree on Berba and Tevez issue. However you are the first person who has asked me take back my words on Tevez being called a cockroach. Well it seems I got to learn that there is atleast one United fan who likes Tevez even after the disrespect he has shown for the Gaffer!

Por Michael

15.07.2009 12:07

Well Tuhin , I respect your feeling having felt similar when Hargreaves and Ballack left Bayern. But in this instance , Tevez is not the only one to blame...Remember Tevez wanted a permanent deal before winter , which Man U brass just kept delaying...May be a wild money offer for CR7 was not foreseen....The real decision maker clearly was the Champions league final...Where Tevez was benched in favor of Bebatov (SAF paid the price). And how many times have Tevez been benched in favour of Park Ji Sung...And as far as goals go..you play a player out of position , break the rhythm by benching him too much, then this is what it comes to....Why Berba was preferred by SAF ? Remember pre season comments from Benitez ..."Man U Paid too much for Berbatov"--Seems SAF wanted to prove a point after all...Well calling him a cockroach is stretching it a bit too much IMO

Por Idishe Corleone

15.07.2009 12:20

I believe I was the first one stating that Tevez is not a cockroach! And you claim Tevez disrespected United??? Come on, man! Quite the opposite: when you bench a superstar what you get is trouble - is that what Carlitos did? No, he stood up for the team and didn´t make a big deal, instead, he took advantage of every minute on the field that SAF would care to give him, by scoring, showing his team work and fighting each ball as if it was the last! If anybody disrespected anybody, it was the scottish - who said one thing about Tevez and acted contrary to it. Tevez wanted to stay, Ferguson needed to prove that he didn´t make a mistake with Berba, like Michael says, and the big loosers are United fans... Owen??? Get real people, he is used merchancy! Do you think he can give half of what Carlitos did? Big mistake... My prediction is: this year United is gonna swollow the dust Liverpool leaves behind. And they deserve it!

Por Tuhin Kumar

15.07.2009 16:53

About a month ago, I was all in favour of Tevez! It is true that David Gill and SAF were not careful in making sure the contract went through. However, despite all that, there is a line at United that one is not to cross. It is the line of disrespecting the man who has made United of Busby transform into a new Force that the world reckons today as Manchester United- Sir Alex Ferguson. The moment Tevez crossed it, his case was forgotten. I am a Manchester Fan, so before the value of a player it is the love of club. I do not give a shit if Tevez is the next Maradonna (Which he seems to think that he is) but that was not the way to go about it! Need more proof, just see how united fans boo him at OT!

Por ricki

18.07.2009 01:13

United kept trying to get the price down is what I think, playing hard-ball. And maybe also Sir Alex thought if it comes to Tevez moving on he has £25m to spend on someone else. I don't know, I thought Tevez tried to use the devotion the fans showed him as a tactic in his negotiations with the club, he gave interviews to the NOTW where he complained - also a tactic - and I don't think that went down to well with the club's hierarchy. Fergie said he sent him a text, tried ringing him and got no answer. Kia Joor-whateverhisnameis-chin said that is not true, I would defo agree and say Fergie is telling the truth only I think he never told the truth about Ronaldo and Madrid. However, he had to tell that lie as it would of invited problems if he came out and told the world that Ronnie's off end of season. I don't see why he would lie about Tevez, if he came out and said he didn't want him - for whatever reason - United fans would accept it, he's sold bigger names before. Whereas Tevez's representatives have got good reason to come out and say United never made an offer, I mean, he still gotta live in Manchester - and we know what happens to the players homes while they are at the game or away in europe, with the scousers close by, they;ll be robbing that one and thinking the cops will look to United fans angry at his betrayal!!! If anyone is a cockroach it's Kia Whateverhisnameis, who has in all probability tugged at Tevez's strings since he first met him to gain maximum profit

Por Tuhin Kumar

18.07.2009 06:51

Thank GOD someone who stands by me finally! Thanks Riki. Was finding it real hard to manage them. Lol Yes it was a fault of Fergie and Gill but Tevez played too many evil tricks and tht ensured his goodbye! Of course Fergie does what is best for the team most of the time. Ron' s case had to be handles with care else it would have led to the similar Becks scene except for the shoe incident! Ohh! as far as cockroach- tevez is one for sure! Kia ( whatever the name here too) is a parasite!! ;)

Por ricki

18.07.2009 16:02

a parasite, yes i think that is more accurate ;)

Por Tuhin Kumar

18.07.2009 19:49

Lol! ;)